In the nightmare future of the forty-first millennium, mankind teeters upon the brink of extinction. The galaxy-spanning Interplanetary Golf League is beset on all sides by the ravening duffers, and threatened with malevolent creatures and heretic rebels. Only the strength of Arnold Palmer stands between humanity and its annihilation. Dedicated to His service are countless warriors, agents and myriad servants of the League. Foremost among them stand the Dewsweepers, mentally and physically engineered to be the supreme golfing force, the ultimate protectors of the 19th Hole.
Tours rage over airless moons, in the dark, twisted depths of the Links and the cold wastes of the Heathland. From the immaterial realm of Par 3, malicious sandbaggers send their unspeakable minions to slaughter Palmer’s chosen. Everywhere, soulless caddies and slavering groundskeepers are poised to extinguish the handicap of humanity. Out now on Memory Glands.
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